Forgot the sting of rejection.
Welcome back old friend.
You foolish girl.
what do you think about my naked body—
does it make you hot-
does it make you want to party?
srsly why is kickball so fucking good?
- sandy: u sound so grown up!
- me: IT SUCKS
- sandy: u will get used to it
- me: yeah, thats what sucks about it
- sandy: could be worse
- u coulda been born with no hands!?
- me: thanks. now i feel like an asshole.
- THAT DOESN'T HELP ANYONE
- sandy: lolololol
- me: little do you know, i was born with no hands.
- thats why the ones i got are so manly
- sandy: http://i.perezitos.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/nohandspenmanshipaward__oPt.jpg
- yea... hand translplants are real big in NY
- me: im assuming that has something to do with no hands
- and im eating
- sandy: LOL
- u have no stomach.
- me: SHUT UP DOCTOR SONDRA!
Anonymous asked: you and paul?
Me and Paul what?